Mindless comedies sometimes do work, but this one's juvenile, vulgar and most unfunny. One of the easiest ways to ruin a comedy is to beg for laughs, like this film does - look at the caricature villain (Gulshan Grover looking uncannily like a local Page 3 denizen), and the three handicapped heroes, who are referred to as “defective pieces”, the condom and gay gags. What kind of film - whether it has a mind or not - looks at trafficking of women as a joke!

Tom (Dino Morea) is deaf, Dick (Anuuj Sawhney - best of the lot) is blind and Harry (Jimmy Shergill) is mute. They live in a sex-starved Sardar's (Rakesh Bedi) home as paying guests and drool over their neighbour Celina (Jaitley) as if they have never seen a female in their lives. The half-dressed fisherwoman (Kim Sharma) completes the menagerie.

The villain Soprano (Grover), runs a female smuggling racket, and aspires to be the worst ‘bad man' ever - for comparison he has Mogambo, Shakal and Gabbar Singh! The cops (mainly Shakti Kapoor) can't trace the people who kidnap girls in large numbers, though they drive around in a conspicuous car.

The three heroes rescue Celina from the kidnappers and for some reason are asked to describe the criminals, and for the three of them communication means a complicated dance of signs and lip-reading, when it would be easier to write things down. Also, Celina has seen the kidnappers too, why can't she describe them to the cops? At one point, the three mistakenly deliver Celina to the villain's den and then rush to rescue her.

Logic is obviously not this film's strong point, but then neither is anything else - except two very good Himesh Reshammiya songs (Tanha jiya and Jhoom) forced into the narrative. Quite a few gags are lifted from a recent play, Teen Bandar Resort Ke Andar, which also had disabled protagonists.

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