TORY leader David Cameron yesterday recommended a sex-swap website - in a speech saying politicians should do more to promote happiness. He hailed the "craiglist", famously used by swingers and sex addicts seeking same-day sex, as one of the world's "most exciting new businesses".

A HOSPITAL is shedding 145 jobs to cut its £11m deficit. The Queen Elizabeth Hospital, in King's Lynn, Norfolk, said 70 more jobs would not be filled. The NHS faces a £670m shortfall this year.

POLICE in five European countries have smashed a £600million hash smuggling ring. Spain's Civil Guard, who led Operation Pippers, said 26 people were held, mainly in Britain, Spain and Ireland.

BATTLE of Britain ace George 'Grumpy'Unwin, 93, has been immortalised in a Corgi model with his Spitfire and dog Flash. George, who shot down 13 planes, said: "It's a lovely surprise."

THE QUEEN will be at the centre of her kingdom for the first time on Thursday when she visits the picture postcard village of Dunsop Bridge in Lancashire's Ribble Valley. She will alight from her official car next to the village's red-painted BT phone which has been offically designated the exact centre of Great Britain by map makers, Ordnance Survey.

College lecturer SHARON MCALLISTER, who was fired from The Apprentice, has now been hired.. to give a motivational pep talk in the Outer Hebrides.

A sitcom developed by ELTON JOHN has failed to become a TV series in America. The pilot - starring Sex & The City's KIM CATTRALL and MICK JAGGER - was tipped to be a hit. It centred on a gay character called Max Flash managed by Cattrall's character. But producers weren't impressed.

ANDREW HYLAND woke to find the gypsies next door had hacked down a 30ft tree in his garden and put a 20ft aerial in the stump to get a better reception for their TV in Minety, Wilts.

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